Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Still dying that you shit outside
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Randomize
