It's Friday. Sex?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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