So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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