Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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