well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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