i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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