i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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