The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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