somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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