Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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