You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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