Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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