i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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