I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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