Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
did you just send me my own nude
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