I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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