is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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