Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Boobs speak an international language.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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