In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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