margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
