and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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