his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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