This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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