Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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