Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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