hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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