And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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