no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Hello my rib-scented angel!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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