but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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