Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
drinking out of a sandbucket again
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Shame - the story of my life.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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