You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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