I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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