I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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