I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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