just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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