oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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