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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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