we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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