Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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