how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
ok first of all what the fuck
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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