adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
