what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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