That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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