Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
being pregnant is like rehab
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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