Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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