He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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