so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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