So drunk its hurt
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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