Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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