before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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