I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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